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IN THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT
IN THE LAGOS JUDICIAL DIVISION
HOLDEN AT LAGOS, NIGERIA
SUIT NO. FHC/L/CS/…………2015
PHILIPS NJETENEH PLAINTIFF / APPLICANT
1. DR. BUKOLA SARAKI
2. IKE EKWEREMADU
3. BEN MURRAH BRUCE
(For themselves & entire
members of The Senate) __ DEFENDANTS/RESPONDENTS
MOTION ON NOTICE
BROUGHT UNDER THE INHERENT JURISDICTION
OF THIS HONOURABLE COURT
TAKE NOTICE that this Honourable Court will be moved on _______ the _______ day of __________________ 2015 at the hour of 9 O’clock in the forenoon or so soon thereafter as counsel on behalf of the Plaintiff / Applicant may be heard praying the Honourable Court for the following Orders.
1. AN ORDER of this Honourable Court restraining the Defendants from either visiting my facebook timeline without my consent in writing or following me on facebook.
2. AN ORDER of this Honourable Court restraining the Defendants from interfering with my communications or interacting with friends & foes on facebook or any social media.
3. AN ORDER of this honourable Court restraining the Defendants from taking any step or steps that will undermine my free and unhindered access, usage or interactions with family & friends on facebook or any other social media.
4. AN ORDER of this Honourable Court directing the members of senate to concentrate and channel their legislative energies and or duties to tackling the various challenges like workers’ salaries, insecurity, corruption, electricity, good road rather than wasting tax payer’s money on frivolities.
5. AN ORDER …………
I NEED TO SLEEP, I WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW.
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