It all started with this tweet question by a lawyer with the twitter handle Segun Legal:
Lawyers, can we share experience of Juju been used against us, our clients or our witnesses. I’ve experienced and heard bad things in this profession. Thank God for Life.
Well, Lawyers responded with different tales; some hilarious others thought provoking.
Enjoy!
There was a medical negligence case I was handling for one Telco company and everyday I had the case I always purge, serious purging o. I had prayer point for that case alone
If U ever go to Igbosere HC (at the entrance) at a convenient time; no space for parking sometimes, there’s a sacrifice waiting for an unknown person either judge, counsel or litigant. Lol
This is particularly placed beside the court Inside d bowl there’s boiled egg mixed in palm oil, leaves, fish etc. The 1 wey burst my head na when dog come chop the thing.
the judge was so furious with my boss. You have to be strong as a Lawyer.
Adewale Fajana @adewalefajana
Lawyers, can we share experience of Juju been used against us, our clients or our witnesses. I’ve experienced and heard bad things in this profession. Thank God for Life
— #EndSARS Segun | Legal 🔌 (@SegunOladejo_) May 15, 2020
There was a medical negligence case I was handling for one Telco company and everyday I had the case I always purge, serious purging o. I had prayer point for that case alone
— #EndSARS Segun | Legal 🔌 (@SegunOladejo_) May 15, 2020
I and my friend prepared a Will for a woman over just a 8 rooms face me and face you. After the woman’s death, all the beneficiaries started dying one after the other. As they’ve not paid the balance of our legal fee my friend said he is not collecting money again as e no wan die
— #EndSARS Segun | Legal 🔌 (@SegunOladejo_) May 15, 2020
If U ever go to Igbosere HC (at the entrance) at a convenient time; no space for parking sometimes, there's a sacrifice waiting for an unknown person either judge, counsel or litigant. Lol
— 'Rotayo Ogundana (@wrotayo) May 15, 2020
This is particularly placed beside the court
Inside d bowl there's boiled egg mixed in palm oil, leaves, fish etc. The 1 wey burst my head na when dog come chop the thing.— 'Rotayo Ogundana (@wrotayo) May 15, 2020
I've also done a case where I was representing a Pastor, the wife was framed, prosecutor was forming God, I told the prosecutor to calm down, it wasn't up to a year when we started the case prosecutor die, the complainant run, they brought a new prosecutor… Case End
— LEGAL ORACLE 🔥 (@Victornkemjika) May 15, 2020
Baba them Dey give us file we say oga come take your file , there is house in D-Line a lawyer did a land case for Some Etche community, won the case,the money he got was huge, he over charged the community, gave them peanuts, bought a property new car, he didn't live to enjoy
— LEGAL ORACLE 🔥 (@Victornkemjika) May 15, 2020
Lol, there was this land matter at FHC minna, being handled by one lawyer cum pastor. On this particular day,we were in d same I was in court. He spoke fine b4 sitting started. When his case was called, he immediately developed serious whooping cough that he couldn't even utter..
— DEMAGOGUE PhD.💘senior advocat (@von_Bismack) May 15, 2020
A friend told me how a witness suddenly shouted YES while giving testimony and he was drooling vomiting blood and died on the spot
— #EndSARS Segun | Legal 🔌 (@SegunOladejo_) May 15, 2020
The African spiritual realm is saturated with conflict, war, strife, opposition, CHAOS, rebellion & game of throne scenarios.Protect your energy fields, both in the mundane & the spiritual! It's your property, protect it, defend it, maintain it, reinforce it.
— chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit). (@Ekwulu) May 15, 2020
Hah!!!
Mine happened in Maiduguri during service year.
Kanuri man came to hit me with juju inside my office after I tore his case to shreds in court under crossXms.
Horn dressed in cowry and in red clothe fell to the floor oh!
If you see speaking in tongues ehn🔥🔥🔥
— Adewale Fajana (@adewalefajana) May 15, 2020
Bro so there was dis chieftaincy matter i accompanied my principal to bk then,he called my name 3* & begged me not to shake anyone's hand once we get to d tribunal.Of course handshakes were offered but i didn't engage,unfortunately other counsels didn't get d hint,a freaky day!
— Sojieh (@_olasoji) May 15, 2020
…few other counsels there who were "unfortunate" couldn't write,I mean u've to write worthy proceedings,right hands were numb,effective AC turned to heater,securities and few others had to help dem out, adjournment was only granted on oda basis,never bn dat scared all my life!
— Sojieh (@_olasoji) May 15, 2020