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Lawyers Don’t Lie, They are Creative

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LAWYERS DON’T LIE, THEY ARE CREATIVE!

A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed To Move As His
Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For The Home Where He
Lived But Was Having Difficulty In Finding A New Home.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home To
Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home.

He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie,
After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie.

So, he had an idea :
he sent his wife for a walk to the
cemetery with 11 children.

He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the
Real Estate Agent.

He liked one of the homes and the agent asked :

“How Many Children Do You Have ?

He answered : 12 children.

The agent asked Where are the others

The Lawyer answered, with a sad look,
“They are in the​ ​Cemetery with their Mother.

And that’s the way he was able to Rent A Home For
His Family Without Lying.

MORAL :
It is not​ ​Necessary To Lie,
One Only Has To Choose The Right Words.
Lawyers Don’t Lie …They Are Creative . 😂

Source: Bethel Onyekwere

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