It all started when an Abuja Lawyer and twitter user with twitter handle @martobono made a tweet warning Lagos lawyers not to drag Abuja lawyers into their hard life.
“Some of you in Lagos will start making phone calls to Abuja people at 6am, to discuss matters that are neither urgent nor important while in traffic. Listen, we don’t wake up at 6am except we have flight to catch or exercise to perform. Please don’t drag us into your hard life”
The banters were both hilarious and thought provoking
Some of you in Lagos will start making phone calls to Abuja people at 6am, to discuss matters that are neither urgent nor important while in traffic.
Listen, we don’t wake up at 6am except we have flight to catch or excercise to perform. Please don’t drag us into your hard life
— M. M. Obono (@martobono) January 23, 2020
The exchanges though
Lagos that don't sleep is a big mess.
— Noble Oluwafemi Gabriel (@supanoble) January 23, 2020
https://twitter.com/Oldjohnlittle/status/1220284458487701504?s=20
They are still in traffic. They'll come for you by 11 am
— Iyalaya (@lollylarry1) January 23, 2020
Wake up early by 4 am
Leave for work by 5:30 am
Sleep in traffic for 2 hours ..
Then get to work by 8 am..That's how we do it here…..
— U CEE💙 (@LkUchenna) January 23, 2020
4-11 please.
— NGWA FIRST SON (@winsman1k) January 23, 2020
It was in Ikotun I found out there are folks who are ready for work by 3:30am.
I first thought maybe he’s having some special prayer month.— B_Bounce🇳🇬 (@Tharealson) January 23, 2020
Bros, I beg you, stop advertising Abuja. We don't want more people here. Lagos people, Abuja is one hell of an expensive city. Just maintain your lanes
— Anwun-Amatu (@hchokor96) January 23, 2020
This one deep ooo😂😂😂 . Since I left Lagos my life has had a meaning. If I'm broke i'm broke in peace and solitude if I'm rich I'm rich in peace and solitude. #NoToLagosHardLife
— Kenneth Cole 🇳🇬 (@iamkennethcole) January 23, 2020
You Abuja people should read Proverbs 6:9-11. We in Lagos are obedient to the scriptures. 😋😋😋
— Chidi H. Lemchi (@CHLemchi) January 23, 2020
https://twitter.com/francis_ihe/status/1220258743109214209?s=20
As soon as you wake up, the following ring tunes will play non-stop till past midnight:
Oya werey!
Olori bu!
Owo da!
Etc😥😥😥😥
If survive Lagos, you can beat any place!
— LIGHT-in-THE-DARK⚡ (@CNCDaniels) January 23, 2020
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
Bros, I just asked https://t.co/kUtiN35bl4 now whether you'll make heaven, they said they need to write a new code to determine that 🤣🙈
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
You know what…don't just come to Lagos again, you're banned 🤣🤣🤣
— Wale Balogun K. (@WaleBalogunK) January 23, 2020
https://twitter.com/Miemie94408563/status/1220355168824369153?s=20
Come back to this tweet when you're 65, then you'll realise we've been dying little by little in the traffic.
All I want is the Lagos money in Ibadan or Osogno.— ‘Tunji Adebiyi (@Mr_Tunic) January 23, 2020
B4 ABJ there was LAGOS!!! Atleast Respect it’s OLD age…
— James Nwannah (@eldarjames) January 23, 2020
Well that shows the level of laziness you people how can you be sleeping by 6am when the woman selling akara in my area have already finish selling the first batch of Akara and puff puff. There is time for everything biko
— God is good to me (@chizzyvivy) January 23, 2020
It’s not your fault. We have gotten to Obalende @ 6:00 am and you are still asleep pic.twitter.com/6Lnkn6Z1bg
— Ajoke ✨ (@dakingsmother) January 23, 2020
I want to leave Lagos but can't stop Living in Lagos. The traffic don master us. pic.twitter.com/yZ0AB4U34c
— Oscaroshar Efe (EOO) (@OscarosharE) January 23, 2020
