{"id":68353,"date":"2016-09-04T19:49:07","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T19:49:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dnllegalandstyle.com\/dnl\/?p=2346"},"modified":"2017-06-22T18:30:06","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:30:06","slug":"forlaughterssake-24-pictures-only-people-who-attended-nigerian-law-school-will-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dnllegalandstyle.com\/dnl\/forlaughterssake-24-pictures-only-people-who-attended-nigerian-law-school-will-relate-to\/","title":{"rendered":"#ForLaughter’sSake!: 24 Pictures Only People Who Attended Nigerian Law School Will Relate To"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When you see your name on the list and you’ve been posted to your choice campus.<\/h3>\n<\/header>\n
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When you meet Bar 1 students during registration and orientation week, including those who attended Uni in Benin Republic speaking with British accent.<\/h3>\n
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How though<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When you get to class in week 2 and see all the textbooks people already have.<\/h3>\n
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Hian! Didn’t we all just resume?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When you wear your favorite white shirt and class gets cancelled.<\/h3>\n
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What a waste.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When they send you back home because your shirt is off-white not snow-white.<\/h3>\n
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\"obama<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Can you not?<\/p>\n

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You, whenever you hear “snap test”.<\/h3>\n
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\"jeso<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Hay God!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Whenever Lagos students heard “Ijesha, pass the mic.”<\/h3>\n
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\"hide\"<\/p>\n

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NLS Horror Story: Microphones<\/p>\n

When you get to see all the girls in their natural state for law dinner.<\/h3>\n
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\"cartoon<\/p>\n

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Wow!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When week 13 reaches and you find out half the books you bought were a waste of money.<\/h3>\n
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\"cry<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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See money I could have used to eat.<\/p>\n

Whenever you have to say “as the court pleases” to that demon Judge.<\/h3>\n
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\"look<\/p>\n

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Even if they are\u00a0insulting you.<\/p>\n

When the firm you get posted to tells you to that you need to do a test before they can accept you.<\/h3>\n
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\"stress<\/p>\n

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What is this stress?<\/p>\n

You, thinking about how you’re going to fill your log book.<\/h3>\n
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\"thinking\"<\/p>\n

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God, epp me.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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When portfolio assessment season approaches and you start hearing “Fail portfolio assessment and you won’t get called to the Bar.”<\/h3>\n
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\"eye\"<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Let’s hear word.<\/p>\n

You, calculating Scale of Charges and Accounting and wondering what Further Maths is doing inside Law.<\/h3>\n
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\"stress-kermit-e1447779664492\"<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Is this my life?<\/p>\n

15. When everyone starts remembering God 3 weeks to bar finals.<\/h3>\n
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Oh! You can pray now?<\/p>\n

When finals are close and you’re still getting confused by ‘in the north vs in the south, in Lagos vs in Abuja, PCL vs CA, CPA vs CPC’<\/h3>\n
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\"lil<\/p>\n

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\u00a0I’m dead.<\/p>\n

When you remember that you are expected to memorize everything and you begin to have a panic attack.<\/h3>\n
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\"panic\"<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Jehovah!<\/p>\n

When one lawyer comes to give a speech about how “Bar finals are not that serious\u2026”<\/h3>\n
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\"shut<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Better leave this place.<\/p>\n

When bar final week finally reaches and there is a paper fixed for everyday.<\/h3>\n
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\"kuku_kill_me\"<\/p>\n

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You people are mad<\/p>\n

When you remember after your Criminal litigation paper that the answer you wrote was for Civil litigation.<\/h3>\n
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\"die\"<\/p>\n

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\u00a0It’s all over.<\/p>\n

When you remember \u2018your lowest grade is what you graduate with\u2019 and you begin to calculate your future.<\/h3>\n
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\"tmp_7214-calculator<\/p>\n

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\u00a0Chineke!<\/p>\n

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When you hear that they have released results.<\/h3>\n
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\"scared-kid\"<\/p>\n

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\u00a0It can’t be.<\/p>\n

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When you get the liver to check and see that you and your guys passed.<\/h3>\n
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\u00a0Time to go and buy wig and gown.<\/p>\n

When you can now proudly respond to ‘D LAW’, \u2018D BARR\u2019 and \u2018COUNSEL\u2019!<\/h3>\n
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\"Shake\"<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Finally!<\/p>\n

Culled from Z!koko<\/a><\/p>\n

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